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Hey guys. So, uh… Some of you know that I’ve been in a bit of financial trouble for a few months now. I lost my tutoring job in May and have since been doing anything I could to stay afloat… dogsitting mostly, but also can returns and cleaning houses. Those jobs are scarce, once or twice a month usually.
Lately almost all of my income has gone toward feeding my two guinea pigs. Pellets cost about $14, give or take, and a big bag of hay costs around $25. The pellets last about a month, the hay about two weeks. Not to mention two bell peppers and lettuce weekly, although those are the cheapest part of keeping my girls fed. These two cuties are my babies and I love them so much, but…
I just can’t afford to keep them any more. I’m running out of options and I haven’t been able to find a job, and I’m desperate. I’m starting a full time master’s degree in September, and I’m worried that I’ll have no time for them, especially if I manage to get a job with the school.
After about a week of thinking about it, I’ve decided to put them up for adoption… This is not an easy decision, but I think it’s for the best? I don’t know where most of you even live, so I understand if you don’t want to reblog, but if y’all could signal boost that would be amazing and I would really appreciate it.
I’m willing to drive, too, if it means my girls go to a good home. I can go as far as… I dunno, two hours? About a 100-mile radius from Springfield, Oregon, and I will do the driving.
Please signal boost if you can. It would mean a lot to me, and my babies.
ESTP: super attractive physically but it’s all downhill from there. never quite know what they’re going to do next but you can probably bet it will be irresponsible. somehow still lovable.
ESTJ: loud, logical, and get shit done — they are the warrior class of the life rpg. power stats make them unbeatable and if you encounter one, maybe just curl up and forfeit, to save time.
ESFP: giggly little shits. fun fun fun till her daddy takes the t-bird away. great for lifting your mood, not that great at lifting your credit score.
ESFJ: too appropriate, totally lacking in awkwardness. they’ll never forget your birthday, which will make you feel like shit when you constantly forget theirs.
ENTP: excellent companions if you enjoy people who instantly see through all your shit. very clever and very intuitive, you can’t fool them. i suggest you invest in other friends — ones you *can* fool.
ENTJ: impatient with people who make mistakes, namely, everyone. they’ll respect you if you stand up to them but why do that when you can run away instead. cuddle them and see what happens. i’m curious.
ENFP: too puppy to live. best suited for the profession of musical nanny. not advised for use around an open flame.
ENFJ: way too charming and capable, maybe they should stop making everyone else look bad. prone to making other people care about stuff they didn’t want to care about. so annoying.
ISTP: such butts. best suited for an apocalypse scenario, if no such scenario exists, they will create danger because they get bored. don’t encourage them, but don’t discourage them, as reverse psychology works too well.
ISTJ: low drama and low maintenance, best value at this price tier. best suited to actual human existence. least weird, which makes them kinda weird.
ISFP: squishy little darlings you might want to keep in your pocket, but please don’t or they will become forlorn. they notice everything, and it’s unnerving.
ISFJ: quietly and proudly do things for others. if you have a ring you need to deliver to mordor, take an ISFJ along with you for best results.
INTP: cute intergalactic spiders you want to hug and mistrust. prone to making you laugh but then days later you will wonder whether you were the butt of the joke.
INTJ: major dicks and kinda proud of it. prone to being right. prone to liking trance music way too much. all the ones i’ve ever met have been unexpectedly kinky. so i guess, expectedly.
INFP: they fall out of the sky and are raised by unicorns. if you feed one it will follow you home. they dissipate in water.
INFJ: chameleons appropriating your emotions and going quietly mad. prone to meltdowns and needing lots of naps.